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Test: 2009 Porsche 911 Engine Oil Sump Test Rig
Location: Porsche Research and Development Center, Weissach, Germany.

The 2009 Porsche 911 Carrera and Carrera S mark the debut of Porsche’s latest flat-six engine architecture. During the development of its next-generation of engines, Porsche created a test rig to evaluate oiling system enhancements. This rig replicates the g-forces experienced by a 911 on the Nurburgring Nordschliefe circuit.

U.S. models have much softer suspensions because to be quite honest, my idiotic brethren think that racing means going in a straight line. Porsches are designed for so much more, but American versions have much softer suspensions. This goes for any other car.

So, how much would it cost to import a Porsche from Germany to the United States?

What are the facts and differences compared to the 997? I know that not much information has bee released but I want to know your opinions and ideas, seriously, please, especially with the engine. Could Porsche shift to 8 cylinders instead of six?

Classic lawyer jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
Your honor.
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What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
Senator.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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What’s the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
Because down deep, they are all nice guys!!!!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
There was an empty seat.
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
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Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
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What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A lobotomy.
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What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One’s a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other’s just a fish.
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Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.
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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery
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What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
Their personalities.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
Because people could not tell which side to spit on.
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Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It’s called, Sosumi.
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Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn’t find a coffin big enough to hold the body?
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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in the U.S. ?

any ideas….with proof.

My 2000 GLS 2.0L Beetle just had its check engine light come on. Hooked up to a computer it is throwing the code of

P0411 (Might be PO411)
Secondary Air Injection System Incorrect Flow

It this my Pre Catalytic o2 sensor gone bad. Is it expensive to fix? Can I do myself or my boyfriend? I am using gas like crazy. I just need to know what is it and if/how to fix it.

PLEASE! Help Me Out!

If you want to email me personally about it. my email is

VW_Girl_08@yahoo.com

I Have family in Vw/Audi?Porsche dealership who can get me parts at wholesale but it is still an arm and a leg for labor or diagnosic on my car.

PLEASE HELP ME OUT! Gas isn’t cheap to be going though so quickly and getting ready to move for college.

YES MY TIMING BELT NAD SUCH HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE!

I know what I do about the VW’s I can but just want to make sure I am replacing right part and correctly

Looking to buy a 1980 Porsche, just want to know what the going rate was for these badboys ?

Porsche Panamera
Aston Martin Rapide
BMW Gran Turismo
Lamborghini Estoque
Audi A7
Mercedes CLS 63 AMG

Frankly, I have never been more in love with the designs of a group of cars than I am with these.
and, Maserati Quattroporte

I knew I left something off! thanks!

Soon Porsche will introduce a four door car to further expand its line. They already have the Cayenne SUV, and have according to recent tests “softened” the standard Carrera and Turbo models. Do these actions, along with prices that are creeping closer to “exotic” car levels show that Porsche is moving away from their traditional “enthusiast” clientel and aiming for the Grand Touring market?
there is nothing “Grand Touring/GT” about the GT3. It is as much a tourer as was the similarly mis-named GT-40.

And yes..Porsche has always made luxurious machines…but in the past they would have never compromised performance for driveability,except for the 928..which was never really accepted by the majority of Porschefiles anyway.

By “soft” I do not mean the suspension…I mean “Soft” as in focus…as in the latest 911 turbos handling being widely panned by the motoring press.