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Car acronyms part three?

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GMC
Garage Man’s Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
Money Guzzler

MGB
Might Go Backwards

MGF
Might Go Forward

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain’t Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless







32 Responses to 'Car acronyms part three?'

  1. big dave - February 20th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    you dont get out much do you?

  2. Nemesis - February 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    In total very witty.

  3. poppincorn - February 23rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    um…okay. the point is?

  4. Rainbow - February 25th, 2009 at 6:49 am

    Nice funny collection. lol

  5. SUZANNE R - February 27th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Thats why i drive a Mazda !!XX

  6. twinkLe - February 28th, 2009 at 6:46 am

    lol…funny

    Here’s one for u

    I went to the men’s room and went inside a bathroom cubicle. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: “Hi, how are you?”

    I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s room but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”

    And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just travelling!”

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, “No……….. I’m a little busy right now!!!”

    Then I hear the guy say nervously…

    “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”

    CHeeRioS

  7. EvelynThe ModifiedDog - February 28th, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Very good. You’re an American, aren’t you?
    I drive
    A
    Lovely
    Foreign
    Automobile

    Rapidly
    Overtaking
    Many
    Exotic
    Others

  8. mumson45 - March 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    like th VW one hehehe

    have a star

    xxxxxxxx

  9. ?calamity jane? - March 6th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    nothing wrong with a MUSTANG. it’s a good car. what about a Cadillac’s or Pontiac’s. you missed some! but that was kinda funny…pain full

  10. smila - March 9th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Hahahahhahaaa, glad i don’t drive mate.

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