There once was a horse and a chicken that were really good friends. One day while walking through the swamp the horse fell into a huge mud puddle. Unable to get out, he asked the chicken to go and get the farmer before he sank to the bottom.
The chicken raced to the farm but couldn’t find the farmer anywhere. So, he jumped into the farmers new Porsche and raced back to the puddle. He tied a rope to the bumper and threw the other end to the horse and pulled him out.
The horse was very greatful and said he would repay him one day.
Not long after that the two were walking through the woods again and the chicken fell into a mud puddle. Panicing he screamed for the horse to help him.
The horse straddled the puddle and lowered his cock for the chicken to grab and then pulled him out to safety.
The moral of this story: If you are built like a horse, you don’t need a Porsche to pick up chicks.
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lol fantastic
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke.!!!
10/10 for a good laugh – cheers.!!!
haha i like this one i give it a star… i gotta show it to my bf
Nic compare !!! And yeah ! It’s true !!!! HA HA HA !!!
Hi Chris, Hahahahahaha Very good but not always true!!! I would rather have the Porsche. Why!!! A guy that big is to big and would hurt and not enjoy it!!! Sorry but true. Lol
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Brilliant Chris. Thanks for a good laugh this morning.
ha ha ha funny
awesome! so i guess i dont need the porsche!
haha, good one chris. i always get a kick out of your jokes!! i love them!! where do you theM?
omfg where do u get this stuff 2 funny
brilliant 10/10 x
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The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s. It works well, but isn’t as fast as Safari, and has a clunkier interface. If you occasionally plan on using the web browser that’s not an issue, but if you’re planning to browse the web alot from your PMP then the iPod’s larger screen and better browser may be important.
I’ll gear this review to 2 types of people: current Zune owners who are considering an upgrade, and people trying to decide between a Zune and an iPod. (There are other players worth considering out there, like the Sony Walkman X, but I hope this gives you enough info to make an informed decision of the Zune vs players other than the iPod line as well.)
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