Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it
blown around too much.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?”
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: What’s a blondes’ favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: “Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death
in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.
Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents
occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her
husband’s car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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those are good thanx
i sent them 2 my friend
HA HA THEY ARE VERY FUNNY IVE HEARD MOST OF THEM…. BUT THE LAST ONE WAS HILLARIOUS HAHAHA
some good some not so good
Some are really funny!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt very guilty and mean reading them
haha. But I loved the flashing red-light and “Closed for Winter” ones. Thanks!
Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.
Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.
Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I’m not sure I’d want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.
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I’ll gear this review to 2 types of people: current Zune owners who are considering an upgrade, and people trying to decide between a Zune and an iPod. (There are other players worth considering out there, like the Sony Walkman X, but I hope this gives you enough info to make an informed decision of the Zune vs players other than the iPod line as well.)
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